The Velocipastor Movie Review

Dinocember 2020 starts proper with this "classic" from 2018: The Velocipastor! Ever wondered what happens when you cross a pastor with a velociraptor? (blog post) Probably something considerably more serious than we see here, but if you want a silly low budget flick with dinosaurs, deities and death... well you're in the right (blog post) place.S

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Gamera The Brave Movie Review

The finale of Revenge of Gamerathon is finally here, with a review of Gamera the Brave! This 2006 reinvention of the iconic Kaiju sought to recapture the glory days of Gamera movies being heavily geared towards younger audiences. As such, it was directed by Ryuta Tazaki, known for his work on Power Rangers Lost Galaxy, Power Rangers Lightspeed Re

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Alien Covenant Movie Review

From the fires of creation birth the spark of life, giving breath and song to wonders and mundanity alike. Desire. The longing to expand, to construct and simply (blog) to exist. Endemic to these primordial ambitions is the query upon the origin of the inquisitor themselves.Then a critic like me shows up and says "WHAT ARE YOU ON? JUST SHOW ME (b

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Godzilla King of the Monsters Movie Review

This week, we look at the unoriginal original Godzilla film! As the 1954 production had to be "Americanized" before it was released in the majority of theaters on this side. So while this takes the original movie and tells the original story, it is anything action movie reviews but the original version. Nevertheless, how does Hollywood fare inser

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Hellraiser Movie Review

The horror classic from the famous horror writer, Clive Barker's Hellraiser was the film adaptation of his own novella, The Hellbound Heart. Interestingly enough, there were still many differences between the book and the movie, even though he wrote and directed this too. It's enough to make you (blog post) wonder.. how well does the film hold up

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